age of drinks;

1 to 3 milk

3 to 8 cerelac

9 to 13 horlicks

14 to 25 bear

26 to 40 whisky

41 to 60 tonic

after 60 anytime

“GANGA JAL”

age of drinks

Q- What is the height of CONFIDENCE?
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Ans- A 99 years old woman buying a SIM card with LIFE-TIME validity.

sim card with life time validity

Who walks with us

through the difficult part of life?
Mon Dad?

No!

Husband Wife?

No!

Friends?

No!

One and only our slippers!!!!

So keep them safe

difficult part of life

Friend nahi to life waste

Salt nahi to food waste

Story nahi to cinema waste

Mera SMS nahi to tera cell waste

what a waste

Difference between Husband & gadha.

Ans:Husband gadha ban sakta hai,
but
Gadha itna bhi gadha nahi k husband bane!!

Difference between Husband & gadha

What does ILU means?

I= I
L= Love
U=Urdu
so I love urdu…
tum kya samjhey they…
I love ullu..
to haan mein tum say bhi pyar karta hoon

What does ILU means?

A love letter from biscuit maker:
Dear marie, today is good day,
u r anmol for me…
but u have crack jacked my heart,
bcoz i have a little heart,
now i m in 50/50 position…

A love letter from biscuit maker

Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?

Son : Not much dad,
just a radio with a sports car around it.

What gift you want for your birthday

Great Calculation: Only 20% boys have brains.
So what do the rest have?
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They have girl friends:p

Only 20% boys have brains.

Who let you get on the horse
You witch’s child?
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Can’t understand?
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Tenu ghori kinnay charhaya bhootni k…:p:d

Ghori kinnay charhaya

Send me SMS on these time

Morning
6am To 12pm

Noon
12pm To 4pm

Evening
4pm To 8pm

Night
8pm To 6am

Baki Time Tang Mat Karna
Kam Karna Hota Hai

SMS on these time

A Solid reason for having 2 girlfriends at one time:
Monopoly is always damaging
&
Competition improves service!

Solid reason 4 having 2 girlfriends

Cigrette aap ki zindagi 8 min kam kar deta hai

aur aik baar muskurana aap ki zindagi 10min barha deta hai

moral:

hasday jao tay peenday jao

Jholay lal..

cigarette vs smile

Ye Khamoshi, Ye Tareek Raatain

Ye Dobte Hoye Arman, Ye Jaltay diay

Ye Bujhti Shammain, Ye Kuch Or Nahi

Sirf

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WAPDA Ki sazish Hy.

wapda ki sazish

Life Me

=Paisa =Payar

=Dost =Izzat

Sb Aate Jate Rehte Hein

Par,

Tootay Huway Daant Kbi Wapas Nhi Aaty,

Is Liye Samjhdar Bano Or SMS Kar Diya Karo.

SMS Kar Diya Karo

Who let you get on the horse
You witch’s child?
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Can’t understand?
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Tenu ghori kinnay charhaya bhootni k…:p:d

Ghori kinnay charhaya

Send me SMS on these time

Morning
6am To 12pm

Noon
12pm To 4pm

Evening
4pm To 8pm

Night
8pm To 6am

Baki Time Tang Mat Karna
Kam Karna Hota Hai

SMS on these time

A Solid reason for having 2 girlfriends at one time:
Monopoly is always damaging
&
Competition improves service!

Solid reason 4 having 2 girlfriends

I just feel u….

Whenever I feel u….
I just miss u …..
Whenever i miss u ….
I just wanna See u ….
Do u know why…….

It’s juts because …………

******I LOVE CARTOONS*******

I just feel u….

Son: Mom, when I was on the bus
with Dad this morning, he told me to
give up my seat to a lady.

Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy’s lap.

I was sitting on daddy’s lap.