Sardar’s wish : when i die,
I wanna die like my grandpa
who died peacefully in his sleep
not screaming
like all the passengers in the
car he was driving..

I wanna die like my grandpa

Sardar at an Art Gallery:
I suppose this horrible looking thing is
what you call modern art ?

Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!

This horrible thing is what you call modern art

How do you recognize a Sardar in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from
the book when the teacher erases the board.

How do you recognize a Sardar in School?

How can a Sardar Kill a Lion ?
Sardarji thinks N thinks hard
&
comes to a conclusion:
I’ll drink poison n let lion eat me.

How can a Sardar Kill a Lion ?

Sardar-
why r all these people running?

Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.

Sardar-If only the winner will get the cup,
why r others running?

Why r all these people running?

A Teacher lecturing on population -
In India after Every 10 sec a
woman gives birth to a kid.

A Sardar stands up-
we must find & stop her!.

A Teacher lecturing on population

Sardar : Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and Studying….
When a person asked what he was doing….
He replied… Oye!! Higher Studies Yaar…!!!

Sitting on the top of mountain

Sardarji opens his lunch box
in the middle of the road….why ?

Just to confirm whether he is going
to or coming back from the office

Open lunch box in the middle of the road

As train start running,

a sardar got the train.

TT: Don’t you see it’s female bogie?

Sardar: Sorry, I thought you were a man.

sardar in female bogie

Sardar got promotion

from Clerk to Manager.

He went home & told his

wife in new style.

Biwi Behosh!

why?

He said to her

“Tu aj Raat se MANAGER K SATH soy gi;-)

sardar becomes manager

Sardar: Will you marry me?

Girl: Sorry I am a lesbian.

Sardar: What’s a lesbian?

Girl: I like to sleep with girls.

Sardar: Give me a hand… I am also lesbian

sardar like to sleep with girls

Sardar: Doctor help me, mein jab baat karta huun
to muje sirf awaaz sunaideti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta.

Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai?
Sardar: Phone karte waqt.

Awaaz sunaideti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta

Sardarji is not sleeping with his wife! these days
Guess why?
because somebody had told him that
it is wrong to sleep with married women.

It is wrong to sleep with married women.

Teacher : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing,
one is green and one is blue with red spots!

Sardar ji: Yes it’s really strange.
I’ve got another pair of the same at home.

Pair of strange socks

A sardarji went to a
STD/ISD/PCO SHOP and
slapped the operator twice.

:-( Guess why ?

bcoz there it was written
“Number dial karnay se pehley do lagain”

Number dial karnay se pehley do lagain

Interviewer asked sardarji:
Which are the 2 latest versions of java?

Sardarji: Marjava & Mitjava

Latest version of java

Sardar’s Leave application

Dear Sir,
My wife is ill.
As there is no other Husband
in the family to look after her,
Kindly grant me leave for one day.

Sardar’s Leave application

2 Sardars lookin at an Egyptian mummy.

Sardar1:Look so many bandages,
pakka truck accident case hai.

Sardar2: Aaho,
truck number bhi likha hay, BC-1760

2 Sardars lookin at an Egyptian mummy

Do U know why a sardar ji kept
the door open while taking a bath?

Because he was scared that someone
might see through the “KEY HOLE”.

Kept the door open while bathing bathing

Question: Why did 18 Sardars
go to a movie?

Answer: Because below 18
was not allowed.

Y 18 sardars go 2 a movie