Any party which takes credit for the rain must not be
surprised if its opponents blame it for the drought.
-Dwight Morrow

Any party which takes credit for the rain

On great public deman releasing all over Pakistan!
“The return of phoolan devi”,
Directed by Condi Rice,
Scripted in London &
Produced by GHQ.
Character Actress: BB (Benazir Bhutto),
Character Actor:Musharraf
Supporting Actor:Fazal urf Maulana Diesel.
Characterless Actors:Chaudhries & Lagharie,
Dancer: Sherry,
Music: MQM
&
Action sponsored by Al-Qayaida/

The return of phoolan devi (bb)

Mankind will never see an end of trouble until…
lovers of wisdom come to hold political power,
or the holders of power…
become lovers of wisdom.

Mankind will never see an end of trouble until

Those who are too smart
to engage in politics
are punished by being governed
by those who are dumber.

Those who r 2 smart 2 engage in politics

The more you read and
observe about this Politics thing,
you got to admit that each party
is worse than the other.

The one that”s out always looks the best.

The more u observe about this Politics thing

Government is like a baby.
An alimentary canal with
a big appetite at one end
and no sense of responsibility at the other.

Government is like a baby

A good leader is a person
who takes a little more than
his share of the blame
and
a little less than his share of the credit.

A good leader is a person

Good leaders are like baseball umpires;
they go practically unnoticed
when doing their jobs right.

Good leaders are like baseball umpires

Politics is the gentle art
of getting votes from the poor
and campaign funds from the rich,
by promising to protect each from the other.

Politics is the gentle art of….

The flood of money
that gushes into politics
today is a pollution of democracy.

Pollution of democracy

Some men change their party
for the sake of their principles;

others change their principles
for the sake of their party.

Change their party for principles

I offer my opponents a bargain:
if they will stop telling lies about us,
I will stop telling the truth about them.

I offer my opponents a bargain

We have plenty of Confidence in this country,
but we are a little short of good men
to place our Confidence in. -Will
Rogers

We have plenty of Confidence in this country

Politics, it seems to me, for years, or all too long, has
been concerned with
right or left
instead of
right or wrong.

Politics has been concerned with right or left

The word ‘politics’ is derived from the word ‘poly’,
meaning ‘many’,
and the word ‘tics’, meaning ‘blood sucking parasites’.

Politics is derived from…

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it whether it exists or not,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedy.

Politics is the art of looking for trouble

Bad officials
are elected
by
good citizens
who do not vote.

Good citizens who do not vote.

I don’t make jokes.
I just watch the
government
and
report the facts.

I don’t make jokes

In politics,
your enemies can’t hurt you,
but your friends will kill you.

In politics, ur enemies cannot hurt u

A promising young man
should go into politics so that he can
go on promising for the rest of his life.

Promising young man should go into politics