If I was dog and you were flower

If I was dog and you were flower

I would raise my leg and give you a shower!

give you a shower

All people have 5 senses

some might have 6.

You are a gifted person,

you have the 7th sense.

NONSENSE

you are a gifted person

dear friend,

I want to meet you,

I want to talk with you,

I want to spend time with you,

But this stupid gate keeper saying

“ZOO CLOSED”

stupid gate keeper

If you don’t smoke, don’t drink,

don’t tell lie , dont cheat

don’t have a boy/girl friend don’t play card.

then visit our websit.

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.

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WWW.LANAT TERI JAWANI tay.COM

don’t tell lie , dont cheat

One day God tested me,

He erased all my memory

& asked do you remember anyone?

I told your name.

God smiled & said

“some viruses cannot be deleted”.

some viruses cannot be deleted

U ¤ ¤¤ ¤¤¤¤¤

U R ¤¤ ¤¤¤¤¤

U R S¤ ¤¤¤¤¤

U R SO ¤¤¤¤¤

U R SO ¤¤¤¤T

U R SO ¤¤¤ET

U R SO ¤¤EET

“U R SO DhEET”

I can’t praise you all the time.

praise you all the time

Where r u?
U r u not replying?
I m worried coz todays paper
I read that due 2 thunder a monkey
has been severely injured.
So if u r safe, SMS me immediately.

A monkey has been severely injured

No visits…

no calls..

no sms’s…

no letters…

no missed calls..

I’m worried…

kya hua zoo walon nay dobara pakar liya kya?

Zoo walon nay dobara pakar liya kya?

Jis waqt khuda ne tumhain banaya hoga,
ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga…
pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun..
phir ussay zoo ka khayal aaya hoga…

Jis waqt khuda ne tumhe banaya hoga,

Flowers+butterfly = A beautiful scene.
Stars+moon = A romantic night.
Rain+monsoon = A lovely weather.
U+ur smile = Bhaago Bhoot aaya.

Flowers + butterfly = A beautiful scene

A child uses its thumb 2 chew,
an illiterate uses his thumb 2 sign,
a winner uses his thumb 2 show victory,
but a monkey is using his thumb 2 read this sms

A child uses its thumb 2 chew chew

Hey friend remember that
without stupidity there can be no wisdom
& without ugliness there can be no beauty
so the world needs YOU after all!

Hey friend remember that without stupidity

What is the full form of singh:

S-sardar
I-insaan
N-nahi
G-gadha
H-hai.

What is the full form of singh

Yash Johar is producing a new film
& is searching 4 new talent.
I’ve suggested ur name.
Pls go & meet him.
The movie’s name is “AQAL HO NA HO”

AQAL HO NA HO

“ApKi Kahani
Hmari Zubani”

Apk paas dimagh hy
Chlta nhi alag bat hy

Ap smart hain
Koi manta nhi alag baat hy

Ap shareef hain
Lgte nhi alag baat hy

Ap k paas mob hy
Call nhi krte alag baat hy

kafi izzat hy apki
Koi karta nhi alag baat hy

apki bisti ho rhi hy pr ap phir b hans rhy hain alag bat hy.

ApKi Kahani Hmari Zubani

Baharo phool barsao mera “DOST”aya hai.
Hoto pe muskan, gali me mehak laya hai.

Barso tak thi jise pani se “ELERGY”
Woh aaj “LUX” se nahaya hai.

Phol barsao mera dost aya hai

Is dil ka kaha mano 1 kaam ker do,
1 bay naam si mohabbat mere naam kar do,

Meri zaat pay faqat itna ehsaan kar do,
Ghar say naha k niklo, poray muhallay ko hairaan kar do

Meri zaat pay faqat itna ehsaan kar do

Is dil ka kaha mano 1 kaam ker do,
1 bay naam si mohabbat mere naam kar do,

Meri zaat pay faqat itna ehsaan kar do,
Ghar say naha k niklo, poray muhallay ko hairaan kar do

Meri zaat pay faqat itna ehsaan kar do

How Pakistani professors speak english,

1. Don’t dare talk in front of my back!
2.Both of u three get out of the class!
3.Why r u so late.. say yes or no?
4.Take 5 cm wire of any length!
5.I have 2 daughters, both of them are girls.
6.All of u stand in a straight circle.
7.Quiet! The principal just passed away…
8.Everybuddy stand lengthwise.
9.Y r u looking at the monkey outside da window wen I’m here?
10.Ur talking bad habbit.

How Pakistani professors speak english

Fa=40/
Rexona=35/
Safeguard=30/
Lux=40/
lifeboy=15/
Silk=30/
Imperial=20/

Plz inn main say koi bhi lay lo but aaj naha lo…plz…

Aaj naha lo, please