mechanical engineer wife

calls his husband and said:

Your spare part has arrived (you become a father)

Husband replied: check it below there is Nut of Bolt.

wife of mechanical engineer

A psychological survey Report:

when 2 couples come face to face,

Wives look at each others

dresses

&

Husbands look at each others wives…:-D

look at each others wives

No knowledge without college

No life without wife

wife is a knife which cuts your life

So, Never select a wife in your college life…

no life without wife

It’s an old saying.

Keep away the tension while sleeping.

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But I don’t know why people

still sleeping with their wives.

still sleeping with wife

Wife: I wish I was a newspaper
so I would be in ur hands allday.

Husband: I too wish that u were
a newspapers so I could have
a new one everyday.

Wife wish 2 be a newspaper

Husband asks: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means…
Without Information, Fighting Everytime!

WIFE says: No darling , it means :-
With Idiot For Ever

Do you know the meaning of WIFE?

wife:honey,what r u looking 4?
husband: nothing

wife:why have u been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ?
husband: i was just looking 4 the expiry date

Wife:, honey what r u looking 4?

Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Darling : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.

Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Darling : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, “What other problem Can there be greater than this one?

I look at your picture and the problem disappears

Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?”
Millionaire: “I owe everything to my wife.”

Interviewer: “Wow, she must be some woman.
Interviewer: “What were you before you married her?”
Millionaire: “A Billionaire”

To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire

What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ?
A - One Woman Brings U into this world crying…
&
the other ensures U Continue to do so.

What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ?

Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
Wife : Yes and no.

Wife : Do you want dinner?

Wife:-I will die.
Husband:- I will also die.

Wife:-why will you die?
Husband:-because main itni khushi
bardasht nahin ker sakta:D

itni khushi bardasht nahin ker sakta

What is the difference between wife & saali?

Saali is Beauty,
Wife is duy,

Saali is passion,
Wife is tension,

Saali is patakha,
Wife is sayapa,

Saali is cool,
Wife is fool,

Saali is tuty-fruity,
Wife is qismat futi,

Saali is fresh cake,
Wife is earth quake…:p

Difference between wife & saali

Wife: If I die what will u do?
Husband: Main paagal ho jaun ga!

Wife: Will u marry again after I die?
Husband: Pagal kuch bhi kar sakta hai

Wife: If I die what will u do?

Husband: Today is sunday &
I have to enjoy it.

So i bought 3 movie tickets.

Wife: Why three?

Husband: 1 For U and 2 for ur parents.

3 Movie tickets

Husband aur Wife Hotel
me gaye tabhi 1 Lady ne Hello kiya,
Wife nay pocha,”Koun Thi Wo?”
Husband:-Tum dimagh kharab mat karo,
main pehle hi pareshan hun k woh bhi Yehi pochay gi.

Husband aur wife in hotel

Husband 2 Wife : Did u Have any boyfriend before marriage ??
Wife remains silent ……

Husband : Mai is Khamoshi ko kya samjhu ??
Wife : Abbe gin ne to De….

Any boyfriend before marriage

Wife: What is so interesting in me?

Husband: I dont know the meaning of interesting!!!

Wife: What is so interesting in me

Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.
Husband is liver & wife is kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails.
If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.

Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.

Friends Are like “Priya Gold Biscuit” Haq Se maango
Girl Friends are like Pepsi Yeh Dil Maange More
Wife is like a medicine Bas Ek hi kaafi hai

Wife is like a medicine Bas Ek hi kaafi hai